I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Do the blink! SCORE 23
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
*have SCORE 16
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
hello little friend SCORE 20
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Words. SCORE 9
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
The Office cameos SCORE 11
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24