grandpa joe: the ultimate conman SCORE 23
quick, on the couch! SCORE 26
smh, mom SCORE 21
influencer, i don’t even know ‘er SCORE 13
inside you are two wolves… SCORE 30
what a weenie SCORE 12
rockin’ the “my barber tripped during my cut” look SCORE 21
just need to remember the monty hall problem to avoid this! SCORE 12
funny place to arrest someone… SCORE 30
e(l)mo SCORE 27
say that one (million) more times? SCORE 15
what a good idea! SCORE 11
how to deal with cat vampires SCORE 27
“good thing I have 18 spare meals and a basement full of cookies, dearie” SCORE 9
missing the good ol’ days SCORE 22
such a good feeling SCORE 29
that’s why they call it “falling asleep”… SCORE 6
the ideal list of names SCORE 23
grammar: is important’ SCORE 30
that’s a poké-man SCORE 16
well, at least they answered the elephant in the room SCORE 23
just a little bit of /feed/back SCORE 26
a true masterplates SCORE 21
and my stomach is sick… SCORE 17
at night, it takes form… SCORE 3
learn something new every day SCORE 11
i just want validation that i’m a capable adult SCORE 7
this pun has me howling SCORE 20
the worst part is knowing how to navigate it because you recognize the colors of the images around it SCORE 13
*chooses all four* SCORE 18
light is an invasive species SCORE 34
some days captcha chooses violence SCORE 45