prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
this is why i drink SCORE 29
omg SCORE 20
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
back to bed! SCORE 19
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
i’m canceling SCORE 9
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
excuse me SCORE 19
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
an impossible task SCORE 20
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
definitely a dog SCORE 45
icebreakers are terrifying SCORE 22
stella does not approve SCORE 38
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
they get huge SCORE 22
clever SCORE 29
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
english burn SCORE 27
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
call the fire department SCORE 4
i’d be terrified SCORE 39