Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
Olden but golden SCORE 19
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 55
Scooby regrets his curiosity. SCORE 25
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 18
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
WELL THEN SCORE 17
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
I want to believe. SCORE 28
This troubleshoot guide in a fridge manual SCORE 25
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Movie Magic SCORE 26
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Kyle checking in. SCORE 29
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
treat? SCORE 25
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
