The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
Kids these days… SCORE 105
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
A dog’s life. SCORE 185
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
It’s treasure to meeeee! SCORE 319
Coincidence? SCORE 148
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
True fear. SCORE 255
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
Accurate. SCORE 323
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
How strange it is to be anything at all. SCORE 152
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Touché… SCORE 192
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 227
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 117
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
Overly attached koala. SCORE 178
