A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Run for your life SCORE 218
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 12
Word! SCORE 19
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 20
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
I yawned! SCORE 9
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 19
I was mugged! SCORE 128
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Just… hold… still! SCORE 4
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
How is this possible? SCORE 276
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
step brothers SCORE 2
Because Reasons SCORE 224
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Truth. SCORE 183
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 198
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 129
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
