
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280

Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6

It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11

Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205

Wrong Show SCORE 192

Run for your life SCORE 218

How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 12

Word! SCORE 19

I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 20

Pink Freud. SCORE 161

Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150

I yawned! SCORE 9

At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195

Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169

50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 19

I was mugged! SCORE 128

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174

Just… hold… still! SCORE 4

I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6

How is this possible? SCORE 276

The holidays are coming. SCORE 169

step brothers SCORE 2

Because Reasons SCORE 224

I wish I had these options. SCORE 17

Truth. SCORE 183

"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170

Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20

I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213

I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 198

Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 129

What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3

Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178