Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
The power of barking SCORE 18
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -8
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 460
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The future. SCORE 22
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 206
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
2pactopus SCORE 113
Accurate. SCORE 146
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 136
