Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Don’t make eye contact… SCORE 31
They love the slow ramp Morty. SCORE 17
Nascar leads the way yet again. SCORE 38
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
Looney Tunes SCORE 29
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
We can do it! SCORE 30
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 24
For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Problem solved, as far as I am concerned. SCORE 20
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
Japan has parks made entirely of flowers. SCORE 34
The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 18
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
I did the school. SCORE 27
Karen can get it. SCORE 44
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
Got em SCORE 30
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
Same. SCORE 29
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 40
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
Get wrecked at your local coffee shop now opening in phase II… SCORE 26
