ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Guys listen… SCORE 170
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Every time. SCORE 123
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Finally. SCORE 345
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
No. SCORE 88
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
