Meet Kristina Chesterman. SCORE 204
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
The proper way to eat pumpkin pie. SCORE 128
The Sahara Toilet. SCORE 14
Girls be like. SCORE 10
The future. SCORE 172
Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
Blowing bubbles SCORE 146
Yawn. SCORE 11
Who’s the scaredy cat now? SCORE 125
Master of trolls. SCORE 20
Words to live by. SCORE 13
Damn you, Ikea… SCORE 13
One donut to rule them all SCORE 132
Multi-purpose racket. SCORE 105
Anything can be a sexy Halloween costume. SCORE 5
I am Joey. SCORE 109
Witherspoon? SCORE 188
Seems fair. SCORE 15
Learning you can move your eyebrows for the first time SCORE 181
Why would you even? SCORE -17
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
The worst part about driving in the summertime. SCORE 15
The closest I’ll ever get to playing a violin. SCORE 110
Adulthood. SCORE 136
What I hated about Highschool SCORE 177
Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
Dog zen. SCORE 11
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
Top Soccer Shootout Ever SCORE 15
Luke, I am… SCORE 123
