This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
the shape of soup SCORE 44
where the hell did it go? SCORE 62
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
everything is south america now SCORE 46
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
come to daddy! SCORE 30
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
cozy SCORE 36
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
the original American badass SCORE 87
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
rude diet SCORE 36
get in line SCORE 25
i feel seen SCORE 31
place your bets! SCORE 48
which do you choose? SCORE 23
oh sweet release SCORE 50
