Me every single day. SCORE 90
My Samoyed likes to prop his head up like a human. SCORE 85
I just wanted to enjoy my candy. SCORE 146
Very soon SCORE 73
Evolving pokemon SCORE 133
Priorities man, priorities. SCORE 67
Want a manicure? SCORE 118
Sunday nights SCORE 125
This is me as a parent SCORE 53
Protestor throws Russian flags at Trump and McConnell inside Capitol SCORE 100
A pony we shall have. SCORE 91
1, 2,3,4….101, 102,103 SCORE 118
So true.. SCORE 88
Past midnight.. SCORE 122
Criminal SCORE 115
*Squash* SCORE 102
So a rabbi, a priest, and a black guy are on an airplane… SCORE 151
Classic Fresh Prince insult SCORE 145
5-week-old zoomies SCORE 91
Paws Fit Perfectly. Very Good SCORE 97
One boye’s cupholder is another boye’s S N O O T R E S T E SCORE 97
What dishes? SCORE 73
Muricans found in the wild SCORE 105
I’ll be back SCORE 152
Baby Lawyer – Did You Steal The Victim’s Nose SCORE 120
cat-proofing Christmas SCORE 104
Leslie Knope’s speech rings true in the wake of Net Neutrality SCORE 154
Blue cheese is DISCUSTING SCORE 78
Ice cold. SCORE 98
Drunk love SCORE 121
Unnamed SCORE 130
Who is this sign for? SCORE 81