When my spoon alters the soup’s surface SCORE -42
Get That Red Dot SCORE 12
The government. SCORE 13
Kith SCORE 6
Heard you was talking shit SCORE 15
How to catch Santa! SCORE 9
Scumbag Texas. SCORE 142
Cat problems SCORE 11
Spotted outside a bar in London SCORE 15
A Christmas tree made only of dried flowers SCORE 189
Saw this poem in Portland, Maine SCORE 139
Part of a gangster’s daily diet SCORE 10
Hail Santa SCORE 6
Trollolololo. SCORE 219
Get it? SCORE 69
Stuttgart public library SCORE 103
Top 4 Lies SCORE 13
So this store had a “Dear Santa” writing area for children… SCORE 11
Mom, the dog is….. SCORE 136
Me on Mondays. SCORE 7
Ginny. SCORE 4
A little R & R. SCORE 8
This Pastor is misusing his Jedi powers. SCORE 9
Kip-up to handstand SCORE 120
You’re not terribly important to me. SCORE 12
Flawless Logic SCORE 81
What a happy ending SCORE 7
What animals have taught me. SCORE 138
warehouse long jump SCORE 7
Take that clause! SCORE 12
So… I found this on the floor in class. SCORE 190
Dem Pooh Bear feels. SCORE 140
