
And cheese SCORE 26

The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35

I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33

At least they’re honest. SCORE 62

80 hours these days SCORE -19

I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44

Negotiating fail SCORE 15

Only on days that end in y SCORE 41

But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11

The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16

Yo ho ho SCORE 37

I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52

Smile and breathe SCORE 36

Fatality SCORE 40

What murder? SCORE 45

That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30

Proceed SCORE 30

Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29

I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23

*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9

Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29

Always be nice to crows SCORE 30

Military grade leggings SCORE 60

Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -34

The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36

I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33

Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33

Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33

How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40

Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34

I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37

F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35