
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38

it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22

your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39

this is why i drink SCORE 29

that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53

call the fire department SCORE 4

and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 26

back to bed! SCORE 19

icebreakers are terrifying SCORE 22

it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25

i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23

omg SCORE 19

i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28

i’d be terrified SCORE 39

who’s in? SCORE 34

bordering on 3 SCORE 27

excuse me SCORE 19

when coffee is literally life SCORE 18

this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34

imagine the possibilities SCORE 29

it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19

english burn SCORE 27

prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 28

the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16

they get huge SCORE 22

an impossible task SCORE 20

frozen pizza hack SCORE 19

if there’s something strange SCORE 30

clever SCORE 29

definitely a dog SCORE 44

i’m canceling SCORE 9

maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 20