Trust no one. SCORE 37
*Starts hyperventilating uncontrollably* SCORE 29
Doesn’t stop them from trying SCORE 20
Blue shells bring out the worst in me SCORE 30
Sustained SCORE 35
Dino-mite! SCORE 60
How to become Pikachu in real life SCORE 34
Oreo finally listened. SCORE 46
Imagine how long it took to spell orchestra! SCORE 50
Don’t breathe SCORE 21
duck… duck… duck… duck… GOOSE SCORE 25
Might be a cat SCORE 28
Happy Gilmore in retirement SCORE 37
The force is not strong with this meme SCORE 29
Only the 10th most dangerous animal in Australia SCORE 45
He was given a second interview, oddly enough. SCORE 36
need… coffee… immediately… SCORE 32
You won’t regret it SCORE 26
Red Bull going all out on its new advertising campaign SCORE 0
SO. MANY. BANANAS. SCORE 46
The charge never lasts long enough SCORE 20
Fashion over vision SCORE 42
Kid for sale SCORE 45
Water for adults. Vodka SCORE 36
Should have let the snake win SCORE 22
Bright future ahead SCORE 44
He’s just fluffy! SCORE 34
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime! SCORE 43
Jeepers, creepers, where’d you get those peepers? SCORE 21
This isn’t the burn he thinks it is SCORE 26
*Meows internally* SCORE 53
Game, set, and match SCORE 31
