Scumbag alarm clock. SCORE 170
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
The four stages of life. SCORE 199
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
BURN! SCORE 233
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Did you know… SCORE 86
Puppy! SCORE 107
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Normal people vs. Me. SCORE 126
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
How to separate your razors. SCORE 48
No. SCORE 88
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Drama! SCORE 172
Bull’s eye. SCORE 105
40 years later. SCORE 121
So romantic! SCORE 92
Was not expecting that… SCORE 153
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
FACE SWAP SCORE 4
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Forget to turn off phone at movies… SCORE 123
Every time. SCORE 123
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
Accurate. SCORE 174
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
How registering for college classes works. SCORE 172
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
