Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
My dream. SCORE 134
It isn’t. SCORE 183
So many puns! SCORE 136
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1
Jenga! SCORE 198
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
Onion rings. SCORE 158
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Friends vs. Best friends. SCORE 225
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
Wings SCORE 7
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
Women’s logic. SCORE -73
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Attack! SCORE 200
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
Science FTW! SCORE 153
There’s nothing stronger than love. SCORE 169
Touché… SCORE 263
You are traffic. SCORE 242
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Just perfect. SCORE 21
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
Life in the woods. SCORE 133
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
