blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
when life imitates art SCORE 24
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
sleeps on arm SCORE 16
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
only feathers SCORE 9
dog wood trees SCORE 26
dog bites everything SCORE 23
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
beavers hate water SCORE 35
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
at least there are cats SCORE 20
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
roger roger SCORE 14
species and age, please SCORE 40
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
pupils dilate SCORE 43
