if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
help, i woke up SCORE 32
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
muggle born SCORE 14
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
no SCORE 23
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
a true work of art SCORE 13
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
