The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
hello little friend SCORE 20
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
*have SCORE 16
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Words. SCORE 9
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
The Office cameos SCORE 11
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
