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I+could+be+a+health+teacher.
I could be a health teacher. SCORE 25
A+jumbo+elephant+carefully+climbing+a+wall+to+steal+mangoes+from+a+safari+lodge%26%238217%3Bs+tree.
A jumbo elephant carefully climbing a wall to steal mangoes from a safari lodge’s tree. SCORE 31
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+Darth+Vader+head+gargoyle+on+the+Washington+Cathedral
There’s a Darth Vader head gargoyle on the Washington Cathedral SCORE 21
%24DOGE+is+always+float.
$DOGE is always float. SCORE 25
Well+hello+baby%26%238230%3B
Well hello baby… SCORE 26
You+can+die+making+decisions+like+that%2C+lady.
You can die making decisions like that, lady. SCORE 23
Get+ya+hair+did.
Get ya hair did. SCORE 26
Generally.
Generally. SCORE 22
4D+chess+is+hard+to+keep+track+of%26%238230%3B.
4D chess is hard to keep track of…. SCORE 23
First+ever+documented+rage+quit
First ever documented rage quit SCORE 23
People+on+unemployment+since+April+have+paid+more+taxes%26%238230%3B
People on unemployment since April have paid more taxes… SCORE 24
A+girl+wearing+a+Supergirl+costume+pays+respects+at+RBG%26%238217%3Bs+casket.
A girl wearing a Supergirl costume pays respects at RBG’s casket. SCORE 30
Functional+fashion+for+the+every+day+person.
Functional fashion for the every day person. SCORE 30
Thanks+Haley%2C+loved+you+in+Mrs.+Doubtfire.
Thanks Haley, loved you in Mrs. Doubtfire. SCORE 33
10%2C000+year-old+giraffe+engravings+in+the+Sahara+Desert
10,000 year-old giraffe engravings in the Sahara Desert SCORE 30
We+must+go%21
We must go! SCORE 23
Sing+me+the+song+of+someone+elses+people.
Sing me the song of someone elses people. SCORE 22
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+boulder%26%238230%3B
It’s a nice boulder… SCORE 30
Meet+the+quota%26%238230%3B
Meet the quota… SCORE 26
Haw-Yee
Haw-Yee SCORE 29
Gotta+hit+my+calorie+goals+for+the+day.
Gotta hit my calorie goals for the day. SCORE 26
%2Agreetings+in+parseltongue%2A
*greetings in parseltongue* SCORE 32
Flesh+tone+Crayola+keeping+things+fresh.
Flesh tone Crayola keeping things fresh. SCORE 21
18th+century+Norwegian+tree+house.
18th century Norwegian tree house. SCORE 24
Mask+up+Georgie.
Mask up Georgie. SCORE 13
Highly+effective+fencing.
Highly effective fencing. SCORE 25
The+future+is+currently+unsupported%26%238230%3B
The future is currently unsupported… SCORE 24
SCIENCE+IS+WOKE%21
SCIENCE IS WOKE! SCORE 29
Big+Gulp
Big Gulp SCORE 16
HR+dept.+would+like+a+word%26%238230%3B
HR dept. would like a word… SCORE 21
I+love+a+good+pile+of+carrots.
I love a good pile of carrots. SCORE 19
The+birbs+will+protect.
The birbs will protect. SCORE 27
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Oh hi…Susan? SCORE 53
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Leia has no chill SCORE 74
%26%238216%3BIt%26%238217%3Bs+not+fraud%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+false+advertising.%26%238217%3B
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