Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Soon. SCORE 8
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
The future. SCORE 23
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Accurate. SCORE 146
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The power of barking SCORE 18
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 257
King Cuddles. SCORE 8