
*greetings in parseltongue* SCORE 31

People on unemployment since April have paid more taxes… SCORE 25

Well hello baby… SCORE 26

10,000 year-old giraffe engravings in the Sahara Desert SCORE 30

This kind of friend is nice to have. SCORE 26

Thanks Haley, loved you in Mrs. Doubtfire. SCORE 33

Mask up Georgie. SCORE 13

Sounds a little fishy… SCORE 29

The birbs will protect. SCORE 27

The future is currently unsupported… SCORE 24

Generally. SCORE 22

First ever documented rage quit SCORE 23

A jumbo elephant carefully climbing a wall to steal mangoes from a safari lodge’s tree. SCORE 31

potato salad over coleslaw IMO. SCORE 27

Big Gulp SCORE 15

Gotta hit my calorie goals for the day. SCORE 26

It’s a nice boulder… SCORE 30

SCIENCE IS WOKE! SCORE 29

Being a parent is tough stuff… SCORE 26

You can die making decisions like that, lady. SCORE 22

HR dept. would like a word… SCORE 21

Y’all both need to delete your Twitter accounts. SCORE 27

There’s a Darth Vader head gargoyle on the Washington Cathedral SCORE 21

Sing me the song of someone elses people. SCORE 22

I could be a health teacher. SCORE 24

4D chess is hard to keep track of…. SCORE 19

Frankenstein was the doctor… SCORE 35

So, so many of them… SCORE 18

$DOGE is always float. SCORE 25

Flesh tone Crayola keeping things fresh. SCORE 20

Real Planets have Curves SCORE 28

RIP in Corona SCORE 28