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How+cold+is+it%3F
SCORE 148
%2Agreetings+in+parseltongue%2A
*greetings in parseltongue* SCORE 31
People+on+unemployment+since+April+have+paid+more+taxes%26%238230%3B
People on unemployment since April have paid more taxes… SCORE 25
Well+hello+baby%26%238230%3B
Well hello baby… SCORE 26
10%2C000+year-old+giraffe+engravings+in+the+Sahara+Desert
10,000 year-old giraffe engravings in the Sahara Desert SCORE 30
This+kind+of+friend+is+nice+to+have.
This kind of friend is nice to have. SCORE 26
Thanks+Haley%2C+loved+you+in+Mrs.+Doubtfire.
Thanks Haley, loved you in Mrs. Doubtfire. SCORE 33
Mask+up+Georgie.
Mask up Georgie. SCORE 13
Sounds+a+little+fishy%26%238230%3B
Sounds a little fishy… SCORE 29
The+birbs+will+protect.
The birbs will protect. SCORE 27
The+future+is+currently+unsupported%26%238230%3B
The future is currently unsupported… SCORE 24
Generally.
Generally. SCORE 22
First+ever+documented+rage+quit
First ever documented rage quit SCORE 23
A+jumbo+elephant+carefully+climbing+a+wall+to+steal+mangoes+from+a+safari+lodge%26%238217%3Bs+tree.
A jumbo elephant carefully climbing a wall to steal mangoes from a safari lodge’s tree. SCORE 31
potato+salad+over+coleslaw+IMO.
potato salad over coleslaw IMO. SCORE 27
Big+Gulp
Big Gulp SCORE 15
Gotta+hit+my+calorie+goals+for+the+day.
Gotta hit my calorie goals for the day. SCORE 26
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+boulder%26%238230%3B
It’s a nice boulder… SCORE 30
SCIENCE+IS+WOKE%21
SCIENCE IS WOKE! SCORE 29
Being+a+parent+is+tough+stuff%26%238230%3B
Being a parent is tough stuff… SCORE 26
You+can+die+making+decisions+like+that%2C+lady.
You can die making decisions like that, lady. SCORE 22
HR+dept.+would+like+a+word%26%238230%3B
HR dept. would like a word… SCORE 21
Y%26%238217%3Ball+both+need+to+delete+your+Twitter+accounts.
Y’all both need to delete your Twitter accounts. SCORE 27
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+Darth+Vader+head+gargoyle+on+the+Washington+Cathedral
There’s a Darth Vader head gargoyle on the Washington Cathedral SCORE 21
Sing+me+the+song+of+someone+elses+people.
Sing me the song of someone elses people. SCORE 22
I+could+be+a+health+teacher.
I could be a health teacher. SCORE 24
4D+chess+is+hard+to+keep+track+of%26%238230%3B.
4D chess is hard to keep track of…. SCORE 19
Frankenstein+was+the+doctor%26%238230%3B
Frankenstein was the doctor… SCORE 35
So%2C+so+many+of+them%26%238230%3B
So, so many of them… SCORE 18
%24DOGE+is+always+float.
$DOGE is always float. SCORE 25
Flesh+tone+Crayola+keeping+things+fresh.
Flesh tone Crayola keeping things fresh. SCORE 20
Real+Planets+have+Curves
Real Planets have Curves SCORE 28
RIP+in+Corona
RIP in Corona SCORE 28
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