Ah yes. Starch coils. SCORE 26
Took kids parasailing and they played dead. SCORE 21
Ohh that broke the glass… SCORE 31
One bite and you’ll be hooked… SCORE 28
The lack of self awareness… SCORE 28
Eggs with chocolate powder are an eggcellent choice. SCORE 26
All jokes aside… SCORE 27
Maybe he’s Bourne with it. SCORE 15
Sad ball is sad… :| SCORE 26
*American flag emoji* SCORE 27
When school starts again post C19… SCORE 22
Thanks, ma. SCORE 29
Beware the camel chip cookies… SCORE 8
That is quite the analogy, bud. SCORE 22
More like $60 SCORE 31
Your case is curry. SCORE 19
A receipt confirming the transaction of four thousand gallons of sesame seeds (more in the comments) SCORE 20
Jimbo to the rescue. SCORE 27
Vending machine in Japan designed to blend in with its surroundings. SCORE 28
I am not prepared for the reality. SCORE 27
Gets spooky anyway… SCORE 25
I can’t believe we’ve done this… SCORE 22
You could just tell there was something about that one… SCORE 29
Emotional support kitty. SCORE 21
Highly relatable, child. SCORE 33
The fossil of a Kronosaurus SCORE 23
Oh so you’re just gonna kill our mom and leave? – Angry Deer, probably. SCORE 21
ALLL ABOARD SCORE 32
M O I S T U R I Z E M E SCORE 27
It’s her favorite movie… SCORE 22
Schrödinger’s gato SCORE 25
Shuuuuunnnnnnn SCORE 27