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Why+spelling+is+important.
Ah+yes.+Starch+coils.
Ah yes. Starch coils. SCORE 26
Took+kids+parasailing+and+they+played+dead.
Took kids parasailing and they played dead. SCORE 21
Ohh+that+broke+the+glass%26%238230%3B
Ohh that broke the glass… SCORE 31
One+bite+and+you%26%238217%3Bll+be+hooked%26%238230%3B
One bite and you’ll be hooked… SCORE 28
The+lack+of+self+awareness%26%238230%3B
The lack of self awareness… SCORE 28
Eggs+with+chocolate+powder+are+an+eggcellent+choice.
Eggs with chocolate powder are an eggcellent choice. SCORE 26
All+jokes+aside%26%238230%3B
All jokes aside… SCORE 27
Maybe+he%26%238217%3Bs+Bourne+with+it.
Maybe he’s Bourne with it. SCORE 15
Sad+ball+is+sad%26%238230%3B+%3A%7C
Sad ball is sad… :| SCORE 26
%2AAmerican+flag+emoji%2A
*American flag emoji* SCORE 27
When+school+starts+again+post+C19%26%238230%3B
When school starts again post C19… SCORE 22
Thanks%2C+ma.
Thanks, ma. SCORE 29
Beware+the+camel+chip+cookies%26%238230%3B
Beware the camel chip cookies… SCORE 8
That+is+quite+the+analogy%2C+bud.
That is quite the analogy, bud. SCORE 22
More+like+%2460
More like $60 SCORE 31
Your+case+is+curry.
Your case is curry. SCORE 19
A+receipt+confirming+the+transaction+of+four+thousand+gallons+of+sesame+seeds+%28more+in+the+comments%29
A receipt confirming the transaction of four thousand gallons of sesame seeds (more in the comments) SCORE 20
Jimbo+to+the+rescue.
Jimbo to the rescue. SCORE 27
Vending+machine+in+Japan+designed+to+blend+in+with+its+surroundings.
Vending machine in Japan designed to blend in with its surroundings. SCORE 28
I+am+not+prepared+for+the+reality.
I am not prepared for the reality. SCORE 27
Gets+spooky+anyway%26%238230%3B
Gets spooky anyway… SCORE 25
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+we%26%238217%3Bve+done+this%26%238230%3B
I can’t believe we’ve done this… SCORE 22
You+could+just+tell+there+was+something+about+that+one%26%238230%3B
You could just tell there was something about that one… SCORE 29
Emotional+support+kitty.
Emotional support kitty. SCORE 21
Highly+relatable%2C+child.
Highly relatable, child. SCORE 33
The+fossil+of+a+Kronosaurus
The fossil of a Kronosaurus SCORE 23
Oh+so+you%26%238217%3Bre+just+gonna+kill+our+mom+and+leave%3F+%26%238211%3B+Angry+Deer%2C+probably.
Oh so you’re just gonna kill our mom and leave? – Angry Deer, probably. SCORE 21
ALLL+ABOARD
ALLL ABOARD SCORE 32
M+O+I+S+T+U+R+I+Z+E+M+E
M O I S T U R I Z E M E SCORE 27
It%26%238217%3Bs+her+favorite+movie%26%238230%3B
It’s her favorite movie… SCORE 22
Schr%C3%B6dinger%26%238217%3Bs+gato
Schrödinger’s gato SCORE 25
Shuuuuunnnnnnn
Shuuuuunnnnnnn SCORE 27
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Is+it+even+on%3F
Is it even on? SCORE 17
sign+at+the+restaurant+where+I+ate
sign at the restaurant where I ate SCORE 15
strangely+motivating
strangely motivating SCORE 12
Truth.
Truth. SCORE -2
Seriously%2C+enough+with+the+monkey+business%26%238230%3B
Seriously, enough with the monkey business… SCORE 162
Come+at+me+bro%21
Come at me bro! SCORE 118
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