newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
the shape of soup SCORE 44
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
oh sweet release SCORE 50
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
place your bets! SCORE 48
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
come to daddy! SCORE 30
the original American badass SCORE 88
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
i feel seen SCORE 31
everything is south america now SCORE 46
cozy SCORE 36
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
where the hell did it go? SCORE 62
rude diet SCORE 36
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
fight the system from the inside! SCORE 51
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
get in line SCORE 25
