
fig newton shoes SCORE 15

resistance is futile SCORE 7

delicates SCORE 3

drunk drama SCORE 9

nice cat SCORE 8

the lord’s carbs SCORE 15

so hungry i could eat you SCORE 12

more cheesecake SCORE 15

spare cats SCORE 19

wrong on so many levels SCORE 6

they would breed SCORE 25

there goes my week SCORE 22

myself, obviously SCORE 32

they traded places SCORE 27

in the washer and dryer it goes SCORE 31

slow dumb cat SCORE 14

you can’t yeehaw away from your problems SCORE 16

drunk humming bird SCORE 33

no depressed eggs SCORE 26

all the yes SCORE 16

i’ll be back SCORE 9

failed eye test SCORE 34

whoops SCORE 6

am i a pig? SCORE 11

earth sandwich SCORE 36

there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12

404 error SCORE 8

he’s got good balance SCORE 10

give the church cat time to adjust SCORE 35

false advertising SCORE 9

new perspective on life SCORE 14

the box isn’t edible? SCORE 7