Lay off my freedom fries. SCORE 45
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn’t live right. SCORE 73
Meth: Not even once SCORE 38
Traffic barrier turned street art. SCORE 89
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 56
Two butts, one vent. SCORE 106
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
Terrifying shot of a Great White SCORE 70
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 89
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 54
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
Riddle of the Sphinx SCORE 86
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
Scratch and sniff your monitor. SCORE 29
…but mooom SCORE 60
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 111
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
German exchange students SCORE 67
Lies for good. SCORE 84
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 113
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
Zing SCORE 70
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
