In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
It’s all good. SCORE 49
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
treat? SCORE 25
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Movie Magic SCORE 27
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
I would eat them. SCORE 41
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
