you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
important psa SCORE 44
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
he made his choice SCORE 42
there were no survivors SCORE 37
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
bad ass SCORE 38
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
i am this dog SCORE 20
teens with attitude SCORE 27
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
pebble and roll SCORE 65
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
too late SCORE 38
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
