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Turns+out+Uranus+is+odorless.
Let%26%238217%3Bs+just+all+go+back+to+pretending%26%238230%3B
Let’s just all go back to pretending… SCORE 26
The+royal+bedding+has+been+spoken+for.
The royal bedding has been spoken for. SCORE 29
Would+you+look+at+that%26%238230%3B
Would you look at that… SCORE 19
These+Belgian+canaries+have+nice+hairdos
These Belgian canaries have nice hairdos SCORE 23
Does+Mr.+Cena+look+like+he+makes+accidents%3F
Does Mr. Cena look like he makes accidents? SCORE 16
Schr%C3%B6dinger%26%238217%3Bs+Virus
Schrödinger’s Virus SCORE 33
No+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+think+I+will.
No I don’t think I will. SCORE 22
Lions+and+tigers+and+pandemics%2C+oh+my.
Lions and tigers and pandemics, oh my. SCORE 22
Quarantine+vibes%26%238230%3B
Quarantine vibes… SCORE 30
This+T-shirt%26%238217%3Bs+tag+has+a+bio+of+the+guy+who+stitched+the+shirt
This T-shirt’s tag has a bio of the guy who stitched the shirt SCORE 30
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+even+over%26%238230%3B
It’s not even over… SCORE 21
Guys+paint+a+cow+for+Tiger+King+photoshoot
Guys paint a cow for Tiger King photoshoot SCORE 23
Suffer+the+children.
Suffer the children. SCORE 27
What+is+it+with+Debrah%26%238217%3Bs%2C+anyway.
What is it with Debrah’s, anyway. SCORE 31
Sitz%21
Sitz! SCORE 31
The+mightiest+mouse
The mightiest mouse SCORE 25
Sir+Isaac+Newton%26%238217%3Bs+apple+tree+under+which+he+supposedly+came+up+with+the+theory+of+gravity%3B+over+350+years+old+and+still+growing+today+at+his+birthplace%2C+the+Woolsthorpe+Manor+in+England.
Sir Isaac Newton’s apple tree under which he supposedly came up with the theory of gravity; over 350 years old and still growing today at his birthplace, the Woolsthorpe Manor in England. SCORE 24
Let+them+paint.
Let them paint. SCORE 37
caps+lock+is+stuck%26%238230%3B
caps lock is stuck… SCORE 31
The+robots+are+not+perfect.
The robots are not perfect. SCORE 23
Jellie+will+promote+the+wireless+spectrum.
Jellie will promote the wireless spectrum. SCORE 22
This+book+is+not+great%26%238230%3B
This book is not great… SCORE 20
It+was+the+best+of+times%2C+it+was+the+worst+of+times%26%238230%3B
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times… SCORE 19
Take+your+money+elsewhere%21
Take your money elsewhere! SCORE 22
Bobbi+Gibb%2C+first+woman+to+run+the+Boston+Marathon+in+1966%2C+she+ran+without+a+number+because+women+were+not+allowed+into+the+race.
Bobbi Gibb, first woman to run the Boston Marathon in 1966, she ran without a number because women were not allowed into the race. SCORE 27
The+boys+still+need+to+eat%21
The boys still need to eat! SCORE 33
What+cost+indeed%26%238230%3B
What cost indeed… SCORE 21
Plenty+homo.
Plenty homo. SCORE 23
We%26%238217%3Bre+not+proud%26%238230%3B
We’re not proud… SCORE 29
Are+we+not+turtley+enough+for+the+Turtle+Club%3F
Are we not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? SCORE 28
doc.exe+is+impressed.
doc.exe is impressed. SCORE 15
Do+not+actually+kiss+the+snails.
Do not actually kiss the snails. SCORE 24
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Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
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I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
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Meanwhile, in my pocket. SCORE 132
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Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
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