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I+got+my+gf+a+3ct+ring+for+Christmas.+She+was+not+happy
I+do+have+great+life+insurance%2C+why+do+you+ask%3F
I do have great life insurance, why do you ask? SCORE 21
I+was+not+great+at+counting%26%238230%3B
I was not great at counting… SCORE 24
None+of+them+can+read%2C+btw.
None of them can read, btw. SCORE 32
This+picture+has+been+banned+in+Italy.
This picture has been banned in Italy. SCORE 21
Well%2C+he+does+do+good+work%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+Mr.+Trump%2C+probably.
Well, he does do good work… – Mr. Trump, probably. SCORE 20
PSA%2C+generally.
PSA, generally. SCORE 38
This+one+is+for+you%2C+bud.
This one is for you, bud. SCORE 28
OK+but+is+it+COVID%3F
OK but is it COVID? SCORE 29
The+council+will+keep+an+eye+on+this+one%26%238230%3B
The council will keep an eye on this one… SCORE 28
dys%5Bfun%5Dction
dys[fun]ction SCORE 25
Welcome+to+the+party.
Welcome to the party. SCORE 41
The+Smocking+Gun
The Smocking Gun SCORE 30
Chase+has+crossed+the+%5Bred%5D+line.
Chase has crossed the [red] line. SCORE 27
What+a+time+to+be+%28maybe%29+alive%21
What a time to be (maybe) alive! SCORE 27
Concerned+Kermit.
Concerned Kermit. SCORE 35
It+is+a+start.
It is a start. SCORE 27
McDonald%26%238217%3Bs+ice+cream+machine+is+finally+working%21%3F
McDonald’s ice cream machine is finally working!? SCORE 29
And+you+know+what%2C+Tom%3F+It%26%238217%3Bs+almost+enough.
And you know what, Tom? It’s almost enough. SCORE 32
Thank+you+for+the+clarification.
Thank you for the clarification. SCORE 24
Lizzie+is+having+an+OK+quarantine.
Lizzie is having an OK quarantine. SCORE 23
Looney+Tunes+is+on+HBO+Max%2C+BTW.
Looney Tunes is on HBO Max, BTW. SCORE 25
Montana+is+lit+this+time+of+year.
Montana is lit this time of year. SCORE 28
First+they+came+for+the+syrup%2C+but+I+do+not+use+syrup
First they came for the syrup, but I do not use syrup SCORE 28
Grans+whom+collect.
Grans whom collect. SCORE 20
Bury+My+Heart+at+Wounded+Knee
Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee SCORE 37
Times+up%2C+get+out.
Times up, get out. SCORE 21
CATVID-9
CATVID-9 SCORE 29
Japanese+Cheesecakes+Have+Bounce.
Japanese Cheesecakes Have Bounce. SCORE 17
You+can+do+it+all+night+long%21
You can do it all night long! SCORE 19
Ughhhh
Ughhhh SCORE 10
Magnolia+Arkansas+seems+nice.
Magnolia Arkansas seems nice. SCORE 36
Dandelions+of+Chernobyl%2C+probably.
Dandelions of Chernobyl, probably. SCORE 22
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