Alarm clocks… SCORE 183
My parents vs. old people vs. boys my age SCORE 383
I believe it. SCORE 127
When freedom drives to work. SCORE 140
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 174
A hero. SCORE 511
My answer to Google Glass. SCORE 68
Metal Pole Bang “Art” SCORE -17
The hair of the girls from Harry Potter. SCORE 292
And that’s one to grow on! SCORE -6
A letter to a ranger. SCORE 337
Places Pomeranians don’t belong. SCORE 198
Everywhere is a bed when you’re a cat. SCORE 175
Not a bad idea, actually. SCORE 376
A dog’s life. SCORE 210
Watch out Abe! SCORE 244
Business in the front… SCORE 101
Humpty Dumpty problems. SCORE 228
You didn’t spit in it, did you?! SCORE -3
Whenever I haven’t checked my email in a few days. SCORE 131
The cutest fox. SCORE 187
‘Murica. SCORE 135
Welcome to the future. SCORE 262
Silly Effie. SCORE 233
Like a boss. SCORE 129
All part of the plan… SCORE 154
Maximum derp. SCORE 143
Jim Carrey on fame and riches. SCORE 196
Pretty much the same thing… SCORE 204
The truth about worry. SCORE 153
I have a sloth. SCORE 110
A few popular pug dance moves. SCORE 38
