
Jinkies! SCORE 63

Plot twist! SCORE 42

Same… SCORE 53

A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30

This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39

Life is a balancing act SCORE 54

Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 41

No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46

The original is still the king SCORE 40

Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36

Good boi summer SCORE 75

At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1

Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40

Non-negotiable SCORE 44

I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 34

You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40

Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29

It’s my super power SCORE 44

Needs more white SCORE 23

Problem solved SCORE 34

Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21

50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47

Where’s the lie? SCORE 67

What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24

Happy little trees SCORE 50

This is why I’m single SCORE 32

Call 911 SCORE 19

The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36

Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39

Nailed it SCORE 11

For me? SCORE 45

easy money SCORE 29