Jinkies! SCORE 63
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Same… SCORE 53
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 41
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
The original is still the king SCORE 40
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Good boi summer SCORE 75
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 34
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Needs more white SCORE 23
Problem solved SCORE 34
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Happy little trees SCORE 50
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Call 911 SCORE 19
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Nailed it SCORE 11
For me? SCORE 45
easy money SCORE 29
