I would eat all of this. SCORE 40
I. Can’t. Wait. SCORE 41
Pet rejection is the worst kind of rejection. SCORE 68
The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 79
Buh Bye now! SCORE 47
How often did he save everyone on Gilligans island? SCORE 82
United Airlines was over-booked SCORE 68
Classic. SCORE 39
Life in 2017… SCORE 70
Denny’s is always there to help out SCORE 84
Took me a second… SCORE 67
My dog looks like the girl from that meme SCORE 48
Boop SCORE 50
This is the view from the Pizza Hut balcony in Egypt. SCORE 61
Hittin the grind so hard it kills SCORE 95
All The Health Food Advocates Of This World SCORE 60
Cat gives his friend a relaxing message SCORE 66
How to properly make a toast SCORE 102
Those Years Of Pot (smashing) Have Finally Caught SCORE 71
My friend had this "service animal" on her flight today SCORE 59
I’ve been dating my girlfriend for six years… SCORE 45
Don’t mind me i’m just the milkman SCORE 58
Can I help you human? SCORE 60
"I’ll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food" SCORE 81
I rest my case. SCORE 57
How to take care of your iron. SCORE 44
Swipe right for Jesus. SCORE 55
WebMD, increasing anxiety since 1996 SCORE 59
Mother speaking a language that everyone understands. SCORE 79
Branch Manager & Assistant to the Branch Manager. SCORE 75
Just making that clear. SCORE 79
You Just Can’t Marry The First Person You Meet SCORE 54