Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 93
He’s bananas SCORE 206
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
he said, "why" SCORE 100
Never sink SCORE 146
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
Some Guy Is So Intent On Spoiling Game Of Thrones SCORE 116
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Star Wars logic SCORE 64
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
They know the truth. SCORE 78
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
Bioluminescent beach SCORE 99
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
WWJD? SCORE 96
Beautiful dogs SCORE 115
