my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
muggle born SCORE 14
the council has convened. SCORE 15
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
texagons SCORE 23
no SCORE 23
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
a true work of art SCORE 13
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
help, i woke up SCORE 32
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
space facts on your back SCORE 37
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
nature is healing SCORE 29
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
