Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
Never forget. SCORE 30
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
🤔 SCORE 20
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Big wreckage… SCORE 24
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 23
To the rescue? SCORE 24
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
Let it happen. SCORE 34
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Le sigh… SCORE 25
Be petty SCORE 35