you can’t trust him at all SCORE 15
the perfect metaphor SCORE 17
the goblin nods SCORE 27
vacation vibes SCORE -2
roomba on the run! SCORE 19
gonna go straight to the top of the charts SCORE 13
this is when you sleep the best SCORE 27
furniture fail SCORE 29
would be motivating at least SCORE 34
bathroom wisdom SCORE 22
the inner me SCORE 19
i’m rooting for french onion, personally SCORE 18
gonna cry in a corner now SCORE 20
no creativity in the naming process SCORE 35
time to check out early SCORE 13
i prefer the true crime shows over documentaries SCORE 43
storage SCORE 26
pacific rim as social commentary SCORE 32
like i’m at a restaurant SCORE 23
gimme the chips SCORE 13
you know. the thing SCORE 29
did not sign up for this SCORE 36
the disney shift in philosophy SCORE 31
keep trying body. may the odds be ever in your favor SCORE -25
he must have been really tired SCORE 14
what’s the problem? SCORE 22
purrr – get it? cause it’s a cat! SCORE 18
girl’s night SCORE 23
because it’s not weird to her. go get her the book SCORE 36
let me simmer! SCORE 13
try to science harder SCORE 21
booze and books. a brilliant idea SCORE 23