a goose walks into a bar SCORE 14
day trading expert SCORE 27
touch the cactus SCORE 29
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
to get ice cream or commit a felony SCORE 31
the dog may be happy, but the cat in the background… SCORE 31
elementary school erasers SCORE 40
scooby doo at/at SCORE 11
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 27
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
please turn to page 69 SCORE 25
most cats wear baby sizes SCORE 38
i love you in german SCORE 19
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
what’s on the other side? SCORE 14
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
surprised sea squirts SCORE 20
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 30
if you’re cold, they’re cold SCORE 12
many have tried, all have failed SCORE 6
failing at therapy SCORE 19
leaving applebees the way god intended SCORE 11
no body cares if you play wordle SCORE 19
that’s a pomegranate SCORE 41
wake up exhausted SCORE 26
being honest during a job interview SCORE 25
third red light in a row SCORE 18
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
how to hide something perfectly SCORE 24