sleep makes no difference SCORE 27
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
mooooo SCORE 15
accidental beauty SCORE 30
everything beagle SCORE 1
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
okay just one more thing SCORE 5
don’t insult al capone SCORE 27
friday is perfect actually SCORE 24
future track star SCORE 15
duck! SCORE 11
memorable first customer SCORE 17
while i eat popcorn SCORE 11
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 8
you made a powerful enemy that day SCORE 10
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 13
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 12
20 times and i swear i’m done SCORE 8
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 16
must. hold. it. together SCORE 12
we’re both lying SCORE 20
cramps SCORE 8
yes they are SCORE 7
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 11
rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 14
what is this, pants? SCORE 21
onward, steed! SCORE 13
i like bananas SCORE 9
we dare you SCORE 10
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
is this satire? SCORE 14
