the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
more dogs than you could have guessed SCORE 32
memes cure everything SCORE 10
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
how to unfunny friends SCORE 42
i haven’t showered since last year SCORE -4
the hipster netflix and chill SCORE 23
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
i just love food too much SCORE 21
you’re probably faking it SCORE 51
am i a dog? SCORE 33
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
how old book smell is created SCORE 31
for the greta good SCORE 8
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
christmas buck SCORE 27
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
very subtle SCORE 17
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
all we are is dust in the wind SCORE 12
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
throw them out SCORE 18
ley’s go skiing SCORE 38
my next hobby SCORE 13
