How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Fatality SCORE 40
80 hours these days SCORE -19
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Proceed SCORE 30
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Real American hero SCORE 41
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
And cheese SCORE 26
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
