Mummy, I didn’t fall asleep here… SCORE 19
IT’S A BOY, BOB! SCORE 22
*throws pumpkin spice latte at tv* SCORE 20
Stop asking. Please, Donald. SCORE 29
Say it out loud. SCORE 26
Jorgie is a special one… SCORE 33
Nerd alert… SCORE 51
Cute little ass? SCORE 32
Got ‘errrrr SCORE 20
Madame Tussauds in Berlin tossed Mr. Trump into dumpster. SCORE 29
We are all going to die SCORE 41
Heard. SCORE 26
It’s a par 3. SCORE 30
A colorful temple in India. SCORE 32
OK now do global warming. SCORE 20
Grans for good. SCORE 31
Khaleesi is on her way to the west wing, potentially. SCORE 30
It’s tremendous, the losing. SCORE 38
Nile crocodile hatchling. SCORE 26
Make a habit of punching bears. SCORE 36
WAIT A SEC SCORE 33
Should have collected that paycheck while you had the chance… SCORE 32
They can both be right. SCORE 25
Pandora’s kitty. SCORE 30
You need to check yo self. – Gran, probably. SCORE 32
The Rock is a softy for gran. SCORE 40
Eat the soul, Chtulu! SCORE 27
Birds don’t exist, bro. SCORE 28
❄️ Snowflake-in-Chief SCORE 25
Miss you, boy. SCORE 40
The long clap. SCORE 49
Decided to show a lil’ shoulder, dear? SCORE 29
