Don’t get too hurt SCORE 71
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
A long time ago in a galaxy so far, far away… SCORE 66
Talking to parents on the phone SCORE 97
Story of my life SCORE 80
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
A magical world in an old, wooden post. SCORE 106
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
Snake Humor SCORE 86
No son of mine. SCORE 102
Futuristic Work Problems SCORE 115
Smooth AF SCORE 101
Bee hacking – a guide to understanding your computer. SCORE 44
Both posted within the hour. Coincidence? I think not. SCORE 119
3D Floor SCORE 90
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
I didn’t get the FEMA alert today. SCORE 31
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
Can not unsee. SCORE 103
Most accurate Mean Tweet I’ve seen SCORE 124
Hooty whom SCORE 63
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
Medical alphabet. SCORE 81
#stopit SCORE 98
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
Dropping my new album soon SCORE 88