I interrupted a squirrel party. SCORE 127
Lady compliments my profile pic. Then 4 months later mistakenly thanks me for complimenting hers. SCORE 82
The local FedEx guys always keep it real SCORE 158
When the going gets tough SCORE 86
Baby Born Deaf Hears Mother’s Voice for the First Time. SCORE 187
Meanwhile… SCORE 123
Direction over speed. SCORE 91
Had to get my blood drawn today. This was on the wall at the lab. SCORE 112
I mean really SCORE 117
How do you accidentally buy a car SCORE 57
When you have no friends SCORE 138
Pierogies SCORE 71
Checkmate conspiracy theorists SCORE 111
Drugs are bad mmmkay SCORE 136
The drink of the Gods – Sunny D SCORE 147
Ok ok, guys… calm down. I’m joking ! SCORE 84
When You Finally Find Person Who Ruined Your Life SCORE 80
He must have had a kink SCORE 81
Why can’t I see anything? SCORE 91
This is the path that my plane took to avoid flying over North Korean air space when flying to South Korea. SCORE 90
Michigan Surfer After a Day On Lake Superior SCORE 85
Please hold. SCORE 56
I’m bulking! SCORE 94
Mamma Mia. SCORE 200
Mingle amongst yourselves. SCORE 78
I will reach down your throat because I love you SCORE 80
I will show you da wey SCORE 109
Open and shut case. SCORE 58
Normal is a state of mind SCORE 140
How real men bowl SCORE 87
Tide executive seeing an increase in sales due to the Tide Pod Challenge SCORE 148
My favorite diagram SCORE 111
