Comments on the Internet be like SCORE 78
When I come home smelling like another dog SCORE 92
To get to the other side SCORE 126
I miss winter SCORE 54
OK. Fine. Hillary, I guess. SCORE 112
Drove past an Arby’s today and had this stunning revelation SCORE 72
When A Kid Asks You Why The Sky Is Blue SCORE 103
I would watch this SCORE 129
Come on Jesus, get with the program. SCORE 59
Mr. Rogers will always inspire me SCORE 165
So, more rape? SCORE 101
Calvin’s take on God SCORE 46
When you google a test question SCORE 89
How to make sushi SCORE 22
And People Keep Saying Their Kids Have ADHD SCORE 153
A Steam Engine Boiler Explosion Looks Nothing Like I’d Imagined SCORE 117
The Pros And The Cons Of Having Curly Hair SCORE 95
Feeling Bad vs. Feeling Good SCORE 69
This pun is delicious. SCORE 102
When I die… SCORE 106
When I’m old. SCORE 86
Commander Crunch. My whole life is a lie. SCORE 77
How to properly devil eggs SCORE 73
Sesame Street Classic Paintings SCORE 54
World’s best dad SCORE 106
When the waiter takes your plate and you weren’t finished SCORE 50
The more you know SCORE 156
I saw a passenger knitting and asked if she could knit me a hat. SCORE 106
I experienced magic in Central Park today SCORE 154
Husky and Golden Retriever Mix SCORE 155
Next Episode Please SCORE 68
Brutally honest fitness trainer. SCORE 42