Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
How the dentist works. SCORE 154
Acute angle. SCORE 197
English is hard. SCORE 291
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
Burn. SCORE 158
Poor owl. SCORE 205
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
How I take tests. SCORE 243
‘Merica. SCORE 228
I am the Batman. SCORE 252
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
Spider drama. SCORE 233
Roses are red. SCORE 334
Touché. SCORE 335
Attack! SCORE 196
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 156
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 149
How I die. SCORE 289
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
Pubid. SCORE 143
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
How I shower. SCORE 156
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
