the weezered of oz SCORE -2
space facts on your back SCORE 37
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
no SCORE 24
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
texagons SCORE 23
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
muggle born SCORE 15
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
help, i woke up SCORE 32
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 11
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
a true work of art SCORE 13
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
