Truth. SCORE 182
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Birthdays… SCORE 11
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
I yawned! SCORE 10
Bang! SCORE 194
step brothers SCORE 2
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Wrong Show SCORE 191
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Taking notes in the 21st century. SCORE 14
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Run for your life SCORE 218
BROFIST SCORE -3
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
I was mugged! SCORE 130
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
