we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
a genius idea SCORE 24
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 16
have a good one eh SCORE 17
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
everything is just fine SCORE 19
thou shalt be my date SCORE 0
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
we are all connected SCORE 16
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
what a helpful lass SCORE 27
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33